Hyperion

a while back I was given an assighnment to use my imagination and create a story..

I must say this story is quite gruesome and isn't for people with Queezy tummys. also it isn't for people who don't like grammatical errors and possibly misspelled words.. I DID in fact write this 4 years ago. it has a very... very sad story line ;D I also must say that it is very childish humor... and that there is a lot of family humor involved... I did my best to revise it.





A Fairy Tale like you’ve never heard before!

JW


Introduction: This story begins in a place called Disney. This is where the Wicked Witch was hatched, or rather, drawn and put to life. Because she was made much after Bumsky, the Wicked Witch hated her. The one and only thing that would satisfy her is to make her lose her dignity in some way or another.

Once upon a time in land of Zuzu there lived a king that was not fat and not short, but Tall and skinny. The king had two daughters who were named “The Wicked Witch” and “Bumsky” pronounced “Bum-ski” who was the youngest daughter. Bumsky was the loveliest daughter, and had the beauty and charm of a thousand bananas. The Wicked Witch was jealous because Bumsky got all of the attention and was upset because she felt that Bumsky was a nicer name than hers. As The Wicked Witch and Bumsky grew older, The Wicked Witch rebelled against her family and went to Practice Witchcraft and cooking at the University of Zuzu Land. However, Bumsky didn’t need to go to college because she was Princess of the kingdom and did not need to support herself.
One day, while Bumsky was out with one of her boyfriends “Charmin” (who wore the baggy pants), Bumsky asked him if he would marry her. Her Charmin agreed When the day came that Bumsky was to be married, The Wicked Witch wanted to get revenge on her sister, and switched her ring to something that looked like a ring, but was actually a 90,000,000 watt shocker.
*Ding Dong Ding Dong*. The wedding bells rang. “Will you take Bumsky to be your Lovely bride?” Asked the Wedder. “I
Do” replied her fiancée with his baggy tuxedo . “You may now put the ring.” The moment after Bumsky and her groom were married, there was a loud BOOM was heard across the kingdom, and Bumsky was scattered to bits.
Now it was her Husbands job (Newly “Prince Charmin) to revive her Corpse by sprinkling pepper over all the Pieces. Piece Number 1 was very hard to get because it landed on a Foreign Space ship.
The only way prince charmin could get it is to make a Giant Slingshot and Launch
Himself into orbit. While Prince Charmin was considering the details of his mission, he
Set off on a journey to collect Pieces for the giant slingshot. He end out in a Town called
Wal-Mart and found all the pieces that were required to build it. Now he needed
Instructions! He searched almost everywhere Baby’s R Us, Staples and even Home
Depot. But to no Avail he was not able to find them. So he decided to see whether he
could make one on his own when he came to realize that the big Rubber band that he had
Purchased from Wal-Mart had instructions to build it! After days and days of building he
Finally finishes this great creation! By this time bumskys corpes are beginning to smell and
Prince Charmin is trying desperately to find a test subject for him to launch. He Stumbles
Upon a rock that was exactly the same weight as him. The next day he Straps in the Rock,
Pulls back the Rubber band and BLAM That Rock goes flying for, oh, a good 2 feet
And also the slingshot breaks. Prince Charmin is befuddled and then realizes “I bought
These from Wal-Mart, no Wonder it Broke!” so he asks the Townsfolk where he can find
Strong and Durable Pieces to make this giant Slingshot. “I know where” says an old man,
Prince Charmin replies “Where?” “You have to go to the Belly of the Kennedy Space
Center” said the old man, since it was the old days obviously they used giant slingshots to
Go on their space exhibitions. “But there is one thing I must warn you about” said the old man. “Don’t Bother me know Old man, I must go there!” Replied the Prince. As he was on his way He saw a man eating a Big Mac (without mayonnaise). After a long time of Traveling, He finally reached his destination. As he was walking to the front gate, A small piece of debris fell off of a launch that had just taken place and landed on his head almost Unconscious he Spurts out laughing in happiness “This is the place!” He said to himself. He went to talk to the president who was Bill Gates and his Vice President Samuel Walton. He told them about his problem. They both agreed to let him Purchase one of their Slingshots but the price was Extremely High and Price Charmin didn’t know how to pay them. After a few hours past the Price realized that he had the ring that blew up Bumsky and decided to give his plan a go. Once again he went to talk to the president and offered the beautiful ring that he had with him. The president looked at it and was in Awe he thought it was the most beautiful ring he had ever seen. He decided to trade the ring for the Giant Slingshot. It took a few days to return to Zuzu land, but he made it. As he was preparing the Device to launch him, the old man came again saying “There is something I have to warn you about, Oh Price Charmin! If you…..” the Prince Interrupted “Be Quiet old man! Don’t you see I’m Busy?” After a whole month of trying to save Bumsky he was finally ready to do it. He strapped himself in, Put a timer on the Launch “3, 2, 1 And Fire!” The Price was Launched at speeds that have never been seen, He even Ran into a cloud and injured himself. Back on the Ground where All the People of Zuzu Land were watching. The old Man got Everyone’s Attention and said “The Price is going to Die!” Everybody Gasped “I Tried to no Avail to warn him about the Atmosphere!” Everybody was sad and mourned. The End