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Thursday, February 8, 2007

*Sniff* (No I'm not crying)

Ewww... well yeah, it's that time of my life when I start to smell real bad... bwahahaha, Through much complaining and desire to gross people out with my wonderful stench... my sister decided to buy me Axe in the summer, and just last week bought me some... err?? facewash? Yeah... me being a "Guy" I am NOT worrying about pimples... but I guess my sisters take pride in if I look/smell good :P (I'm ugly,hehe) ... *smells armpit*...*Faints*...*wakes up*... *smells armpit again*...*faints*...*wakes up* Sombody STOP ME!! I don't wanna faint again...*smells armpit* NoOoOoOoOOooo *faints*

This message has been brought to you by the "do YOU smell bad" organization.

P.S I found that the ... facewash minty thingy really unstuffed my nose from just smelling it.
posted by John at 10:06 AM

4 Comments:

What you don't know is a sister (who shall remain nameless to protect her identity), smelled you after you took a shower with all of the wonderfully smelly stuff that I bought you, and then looked at me and went... "Bless you."

February 9, 2007 at 7:02 AM  

Thanks, dude. You've brought the concept of honesty-in-blogging to a new level. You've opened my eyes to a side of maleness that I've never known about. Never actually wanted to know about . . . but am probably better off for the knowing. (Yeah, that's right, that must be right?)

My husband must have been helped along somewhere in his past, just as you were, because he ALWAYS smells good. Often I think he smells better than I do, so I rush about flinging pleasant fragrances about me and trying to catch up to him!

February 9, 2007 at 8:19 AM  

Hehe


I'm allowed to we a complete Doof Head once and while... it's a good thing I hear :P

February 9, 2007 at 9:48 AM  

*Covers Eyes like Dracula* Christine... *whisper whisper* Thanks for the stuff*

lol I really do appreciate it :D

February 9, 2007 at 9:51 AM  

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